Earth to Young Hottie: Don’t sleep with your boss!
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When you sleep with your married boss you run the risk of….
- Alienating yourself from your coworkers (Trust me, they know what’s going on.)
- Losing clients (They also know what’s going on.)
- Getting caught by their spouse (Guess what, you’ll lose this battle.)
- Getting fired (Exactly how you will lose the battle.)
- Getting knocked up (Your child probably won’t end up with the corporate keys or the fortune.)
- Getting dumped (If you still have your job, you will have to see him every day thereafter with a smile on your face!)
- Losing friends (…unless your friends want to hang out with you and Mr. Over 50 when his wife is out of town.)
- Being called out by his young child. “Mom, Young Hottie was over here yesterday when you were at the spa.”
- Spending more on therapy (You’ll probably need therapy to figure out why you have put yourself in such an ass-backward situation.)
- Losing the respect of those closest to you (Think: The Scarlet Letter – if you haven’t noticed, adultery is still looked down upon.)
- Catching quite a few STDs (You think you’re the only one he’s sleeping with?)
You may temporarily…
- Get ahead in your career (You’re not the only one getting…head.)
- Make more money (In some circles this has a term.)
- Have insider access to information
- Have more influence when it comes to decision-making
So I ask you, is it worth it?
Don’t take this as a threat – it’s just the honest truth as I see it. Unfortunately, I have witnessed quite a few of you who have dabbled in this arena. It is a steep downward slope and you will be the one torn apart and alone at the end of the day. I suggest putting your energy towards working for that raise and additional responsibility. Now that’s an idea!
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